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I'm a director of Maidenhead United Football Club. For ten seasons one of my roles at the club was to produce the match programme. The aim of this blog was to write football related articles for publication in the match programme. In particular I like to write about the representation of football in popular culture, specifically music, film/TV and literature. I also write about matches I attend which generally feature Maidenhead United.

Wednesday 28 December 2022

 Magpie Miscellany Part 11

The Southall Catastrophe

Transport to an away match does not always go to plan. Any mention of a trip to Torquay will lead to a reminder of the evening match a few years ago when heavy traffic prevented the coach arriving before 8 pm with a 4-1 defeat ensuing. About 20 years ago those sitting on the coach returning from Heybridge were disturbed to see one of the wheels rolling past, which led to a long wait on the hard shoulder for a replacement vehicle with thankfully no one hurt.

Way back in 1898, a Southern League match at Southall, led to a similar tale for the ages. The outward journey was without incident but the “intense heat” led Captain (and Secretary) Stiv Gibbons to decide he would not play and a replacement was found from the Reserves. Maidenhead won the toss and kicked off with the sun at their backs at 4:30 pm before “a large attendance”.

Southall had won both of their opening league matches and, after a combative start, took the lead through Hobson. Maidenhead equalised with a penalty from Edwards after Collyer had been tripped by Reed. The score remained level at half time. 

Just after the hour mark, Hobson scored twice to complete his hat trick. Alf Walton pulled one back but despite a “more skilful exhibition than their heavy opponents”, Maidenhead were to return home empty handed. 

The late finish and the imminent departure of the next train meant everyone was keen to get back to the station as soon as possible as “Southall is not a desirable place to spend an hour… scarcely inviting and possessing no charm for outsiders”.

With the sun still “blazing” there was no desire to walk the mile back to the station. There was a cab at the football ground but this had already been hired. The remaining four Maidenhead players, and referee Mr Scroggs were spotted by a “genial coster” (someone who sold goods from a cart on the street) who saw a chance to “earn a few honest sixpences”. So he offered to drive the five to the station for a tanner (sixpence)  a head. They eagerly jumped on the cart. “The pony was a goer and away the quintette sailed down the street in the seventh heaven of delight”.

They soon passed club mate Walton who accepted the invitation to jump aboard. Unfortunately this proved to be “the final straw. Without warning snap went both of the shafts and up flew the cart”.

The driver was left “clinging to reins and pulling his nag almost on its haunches, while one end of the barrow was in mid air” with the four passengers flying out of it, “landing in and amongst fruit baskets, while apples, pears, nuts and oranges flew about the roadway”.

“Lowman slid gracefully down the chute head first into a basket, legs well up. Walton, having the shortest distance to fall, was soon on his legs and he at once ran to the nag’s head to prevent it from bolting. Meanwhile, Referee Scroggs and the others sorted themselves out from among the fruit and baskets and bags. They had assumed most grotesque postures, men, bags, baskets and fruit being almost inextricably mixed up. Meanwhile, to complete the picture some lively boys improved the occasion by pocketing nuts and apples, making off when the coster regained his equilibrium”.

Fortunately no one was hurt seriously, so whilst the coster tidied up, “his erstwhile passengers hurried to the station on foot, scarcely able to restrain their hilarity”.  They did have a whip round for the coster to help him pay for any damage or loss. 

What quickly became known as the catastrophe was the “principal topic of conversation among Maidenhead footballers” for the next week with local artist Archibald Smith capturing the incident for posterity, which was made available to buy as a print from Queen Street photographer Bert Richardson.


 Sources:

One for Sorrow, Two for Joy, Mark Smith, 2011

Maidenhead Advertiser


 Magpie Miscellany Part 9

Gale at the double



In March 1934, Geoff Gale achieved the miraculous feat of playing two games for Maidenhead United at the same time. 

Initially selected for the Reserves’ trip to Watford British Legion, Gale kicked off for the second string in the outside right position (right wing). The hosts took an early lead but with Gale to the fore, the Magpies pushed hard for an equaliser, and in the 23rd he played in Dibley. The shot was charged down but Gigg was first to the loose ball to score.

Meanwhile the first team had travelled to Letchworth Town for a Spartan League fixture, The Magpies were pushing hard for the title, and had won their last four league matches, having lost just one all season. However they feared the worst when Brook failed to turn up, forcing United to start the match with ten men. Nevertheless Copas put the league leaders in front in the eighth minute, and Day had doubled the score by the quarter hour mark. Letchworth pulled one back by half time and with the sun and wind about to switch to their favour for the second half would have been confident about completing a remontada with a man advantage.

Fortunately, a plan to save the day was well underway. When it became clear that United would be one short, two club officials had set off from Letchworth to Watford by car, a journey of 25 miles. They arrived at the reserve match just as the equaliser hit the back of the net. Gale asked permission from the referee to leave the pitch and jumped into the car to head back to Letchworth. Left with ten men, the Reserves held on until half time, then collapsed in the second half eventually losing 6-1.

Back at Letchworth, Maidenhead held on valiantly to their lead, and appeared to be revitalised when Gale joined them after twenty minutes of the second half. Yet with eight minutes remaining the home team equalised. Maidenhead’s response was to go “all out” for the winner and in the eighty fifth minute, it was inevitably Gale who scored with a “well timed shot” to win the game by the odd goal in five.

Following the match the presence of Gale’s name on the teamsheets of two matches played simultaneously was spotted by the Spartan League registration secretary who assumed an error had been made. The importance of Gale’s contribution was that it maintained United’s winning run, which would stretch ten matches to the end of the season. This meant captain Fred Hampshire could lift the Spartan League title for the third time. Geoff Gale though would remain a fringe player, making only ten appearances and scoring one more goal for the first team.


Sources:

One for Sorrow, Two for Joy, Mark Smith, 2011

Maidenhead Advertiser


 Magpie Miscellany Part 8

Love grows (where my Magpies go)

The move of music online has led to the recent phenomenon of old hits suddenly reappearing in the charts after being brought to the attention of a new audience. This has happened most notably with the Kate Bush track Running Up that Hill after it featured in the Netflix series Stranger Things. 

Earlier this year Tik Tok user Rosemary Blake sparked thousands of plays of Edison Lighthouse’s one hit wonder Love Grows (where my Rosemary goes) when she used it in a video that went viral and inspired thousands of imitations.

52 years earlier the band played at York Road at the height of their fame. Originally known as Greenfield Hammer they changed their name to Edison Lighthouse with songwriter Tony Burrows on lead vocals. Burrows had a midas touch at the time. When Love Grows became the first new number one of the 70s, staying there for five weeks and selling a quarter of a million copies, he also wrote three other top ten hits in early 1970, leaving the band soon after.

By the time they reached York Road in August their line up comprised of George Weyman (drummer, whom the Advertiser kindly informed readers lived at 57 Portlock Road), Stuart Edwards (lead guitar, Cookham Dean), Dave Taylor (bass, Burnham), Ray Dorey (vocals, Windsor) and Malcolm Holland (organ, Windsor).

They came to the football club, not to play a concert, but to train for a charity match in Woking. They were to form part of an Entertainers XI to play a DJs XI to raise money for Guide Dogs for the Blind.

There was no news of the match itself but they remain to the very best of my knowledge the last chart topping band to play York Road.


Sources:

Maidenhead Advertiser

https://www.goldradiouk.com/news/music/edison-lighthouse-love-grows-rosemary-tiktok/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Lighthouse


 Magpie Miscellany Part 7

Saint Slayers

Every year as the leaves fall from the trees, hopes rise that the Magpies can break one of the oldest records in the FA Cup. Since 1887 the club has tried in vain to return to the second round proper of the competition, and with every year that passes the record for the most seasons between second round ties is extended. Our elevation to the peak of Non-League football has in theory made this feat easier with just two wins required but it has only served to highlight our lack of giant killing power. Last season was the thirteenth time the club had fallen at the first round hurdle since that second round 3-2 defeat in November 1886 at the hands of Dulwich.

Six of those ties have been against Football League opposition, but valiant draws at home to Aldershot Town and away at Port Vale notwithstanding, the word cupset is yet to enter the lexicon of the modern Maidenhead fan.

130 years ago however, Maidenhead won away at one of the leading clubs in England. On this day in 1892, a 6-2 win at Chesham Generals set up an “English Cup” Second Qualifying Round tie at St. Marys, the club now known as Southampton. The win at Chesham so delighted the travelling supporters that they, according to the Advertiser’s ‘Trifler’, offered a few shillings to the local band to play ‘See the Conquering Hero Comes’ when the Maidenhead team left the field, an offer which was declined by the musicians.

St. Marys had beaten Newbury 4-1 at the same stage in front of a crowd of “several thousand”. This led Trifler to look ahead to the tie and comment that “the exchequer will stand a little gold lining. Of course they [Maidenhead] don’t expect to win, but they mean to make a good fight of it”.

‘Trifler’ travelled to Southampton with club Secretary W.G. Dance and upon arrival at the Antelope Cricket Ground was greeted by “a strong smell of embrocation, and I found that nearly every Saint was being rubbed with it.” This prompted him to muse “they mean business; we are in for it today”. 

Maidenhead had only nine of the team dressed in red and black. ‘Gus Mead who announced to ‘Trifler’ that “I'll show you something today” was wearing white whilst Street wore his Temperance shirt. The Saints wore their traditional red and white striped shirts. “Netted goals were used and they proved a distinct boon”.

 

Maidenhead won the toss, and unlike games at York Road these days, elected to kick up the slope, due to having the wind in their favour. On the attack from the kick off, Maidenhead soon took the lead in the fifteenth minute with a header from Clark. 

Keeping the hosts on the back foot, Jinny Janes doubled the lead before half time with “beyond doubt the finest piece of play of the day”. 

From a Saints corner, Janes “wriggled the ball clear, and getting through the halves and full backs by the aid of Wilmore, he went away at a terrific pace, with his opponents in pursuit like a pack of hounds, but he gained at every step, and halting in front of goal, gently put the ball in on one side of the terrified goalkeeper, amid prolonged cheering”.

After the break the home team appeared to “have all gone to pieces and were outplayed at every point”. In the 55th minute Janes struck a free kick “which the goalkeeper went on all fours to save, but he failed” and so Maidenhead extended their lead to 3 goals. Two minutes later Janes went on to complete his hat trick and despite the home supporters “appealing in a piteous strain ‘Play up Saints - Do get one’”, Maidenhead ran out surprise 4-0 winners. The crowd of “nearly” three thousand produced estimated gate receipts of £40 (worth £5,648.79 in 2022).

‘Trifler’ then hastened to the telegraph office and at 5:20 pm the news was posted in Messrs Good and Wyatt’s window to a large waiting crowd of Maidonians.

In the following, penultimate, qualifying round, Maidenhead lost 3-0 at Great Marlow. Our oldest local rivals went onto reach the first round proper, losing 3-1 at home to Middlesbrough Ironopolis.

Both Maidenhead and St. Marys, who now added the prefix Southampton, joined the new Southern League in 1894 with contrasting fortunes. Maidenhead struggled in the second division before resigning from the league in 1902. After winning their first Southern League title in 1897, Southampton dropped their historic suffix and went onto win the championship a further five times in the next seven seasons, as well as reaching the FA Cup Final twice in this period. With the Football League based in the north and midlands with the exception of Woolwich Arsenal, it is fair to claim that Southampton were one of the best teams in the country at the turn of the century. Therefore Maidenhead’s win in Hampshire in 1892 must rank as the club’s one bona fide giant killing extraordinaire.


Sources:

Southampton & Hampshire Express 5/11/92

One for Sorrow, Two for Joy, Mark Smith, 2011

Maidenhead Advertiser


Sunday 9 October 2022

 Magpie Miscellany Part 6

In memory of Flight Lieutenant Garth Hawkins

The first handful of episodes of my new Magpies Miscellany series summarised the research I conducted earlier this year for the first Football and War seminar held in Stripes in June. This wholly focused on links between the club and World War 1 but I also stumbled across the story of Garth Hawkins, a former player who died in the Falklands Conflict in 1982. 

The fortieth anniversary of his death prompted former reserve team manager John Henesy to write to the Maidenhead Advertiser to commemorate his teammate so it seems appropriate to provide a coda to my Football and War series with a tribute to Hawkins.

Garth was born in Maidenhead in 1942 but grew up in Binfield attending Ranelagh School in Bracknell. He played for the Moles whilst still at school and joined the RAF aged 22. Following a spell in the Far East he returned to the Thames Valley in 1969, stationed at Abingdon. He joined the Magpies and was selected for the Reserves impressing in a match at Slough where the Maidenhead Advertiser described him as a 6ft 3 goalkeeper who “handled competently” and saved a penalty. After two appearances for the Reserves, he was given his senior debut in March 1969 at St. Albans City in a Wycombe Floodlit Cup replay. He went on to make two more first team appearances that season: a Premier Midweek Floodlit league match against Crawley Town at York Road, and an Athenian League match at Wembley FC. 

Reserve team player manager John Henesy described Hawkins as: “an excellent goalkeeper”, whose “opportunities for first team football were blocked by the excellent Peter Spittle”. He “excelled at saving penalties and saved more than he conceded”. Above all he was “an outstanding team man” and “a tower of strength in his support [for Henesy]”.

Hawkins also played for Oxford City and was a local cricketer of some renown. A fast bowler he played for Binfield and Littlewick Green.

Known as ‘Gunner’ he started to work with the SAS in 1979 and was still attached to them three years later when the British taskforce headed south to recover the Falkland Islands. On May 19th 1982, he was onboard a Sea King helicopter transferring troops from HMS Hermes to HMS Intrepid, when it lost power after a freak collision with an albatross. This caused it to plunge into the icy waters of the South Atlantic leading to twenty of those on board losing their lives, including Hawkins.

He is commemorated on the Binfield War Memorial, the SAS memorial at St Martin’s church in Hereford, and all the Falklands Memorials.

You can read more about his untimely demise in Sea King Down, a book published last year about the fatal crash, written by survivor Mark Aston.


Sources:

One for Sorrow, Two for Joy, Mark Smith, 2011

Maidenhead Advertiser

https://www.memorialatpeninsula.org/?p=15225

https://sama82.org.uk/hawkinsgw/

https://www.getreading.co.uk/news/local-news/village-honours-pilot-killed-falklands-4200589

https://www.roll-of-honour.com/cgi-bin/falklands.cgi

https://falklands35blog.wordpress.com/2021/01/12/falklands-35garth-walter-hawkins/

https://www.raf.mod.uk/news/articles/raf-remembers-flight-lieutenant-garth-hawkin


Magpie Miscellany Parts 1-5

Maidenhead Football in The Great War

1, Setting the scene

At the outbreak of World War One there were two senior football clubs in Maidenhead. 

Maidenhead, also known as ‘The Town Club’ was formed in 1870 and had played at York Road (above right foreground) since 1871, wearing black and red shirts. They entered the first ever FA Cup competition and were founder members of the Southern League. Maidenhead Norfolkians were formed in the early 1880s in the Norfolk Park area of the town, to the north of Kidwells Park (above right background in front of St. Luke’s Church) where they played in red and white shirts.

As the playing fortunes of the Town club declined in the late nineteenth century, there were moves to amalgamate the two clubs in 1899 but the Norfolkians declined “co-operation” and joined the senior ranks by entering the FA Cup. Their first tie saw them drawn away to the Town club, justifying their decision to push forward on an independent basis by winning 4-2. This heralded an era of Norfolkian football dominance in Maidenhead, as they won 26 of the 40 league and cup matches played against their rivals in the years leading up to the Great War, losing just 9. 

The 1913/14 season did see the Town Club beat the Norfolkians 3-2 in the Berks & Bucks Senior Cup semi-final at Slough, going on to lose the final 1-0 against Aylesbury at Wycombe in front of an 8,000 crowd. The Norfolkians however beat the Town Club 1-0 in the final Great Western Suburban League match of the season to finish runners up in the final table, three places ahead of the team from York Road.

Both clubs held their AGM in August 1914. Norfolkians went first and despite reporting a loss for the season, had a balance of over £6 (equivalent to £784 today). The meeting was chaired by Alfred Leaver in the absence of the President Ernest Gardner, MP. Harry Maisey, in whose home the club was founded, was also present. Vic Blay was elected club captain. Secretary Ernest Smith explained that the club would transfer their affiliation from the Home Counties FA to the National FA in London.

Two weeks later at The Town Club AGM, Chair Sidney Thompson stated that they would follow the advice of the FA and “go on as usual” with the new season. Secretary Stiv Gibbons reported a healthy cash balance of £41 (£5,054 today) then announced he was standing down in favour of Owen Stuchbery. A £5 donation was made to the war fund. It was confirmed that the Prince Albert pub in King Street would remain the club headquarters.

By the end of the month two matches were arranged on half day closing (Thursday) to raise money for war relief. At the start of September Advertiser columnist ‘Looker On’ asked “Should Football be Suspended”? He argued that:

“it is men of the class who take part in football contests - sound in limb and wind, possessing pluck and stamina, keen on victory - that the country most needs in the theatre of war, and that these men should by the thousand be ‘playing’ while their chums and neighbours are ‘fighting’ ought to cause a blush of shame to cover the face of every footballer first for service and every onlooker who encourages him.”

He went on to encourage women to “to do their duty and become recruiting sergeants among those dearest to them”, urging the Town Club and the Norfokians to “display patriotism” and stop playing.

The following weekend both clubs cancelled their scheduled matches and “resolved to abandon all games” due to the war. This naturally found favour with ‘Looker On’:

“When the German Monster has been compelled to bite the dust, and the Angel of Peace has ‘rolled back the tide of war’, we can with heart and zest resume football and other sports, and shall be all the batter for having done our little bit at home and abroad for our Country and our King”.

However with one of the fundraising matches raising £3 (equivalent to £369 in 2022), the gates of York Road would very much remain open during the conflict, hosting regular matches which attracted crowds which would be most welcome today. The Great West Suburban League soon cancelled the formal season but the half day closing matches continued on a weekly basis. The friendlies were generally played between a local eleven and a team made up of troops stationed in the area.

As autumn drew on Saturday football returned. On 24th October the Town Club and the Norfolkians united to face Yiewsley in support of the Prince of Wales Fund. Belgian refugees were invited to attend. 


2. News from the front

In November 1914 Sergeant Major J. Saxton, goalkeeper of the 19th Hussars, reigning Great Western Suburban League champions, wrote to the Advertiser from a prisoner of war camp in Germany. Saying he had been “plugged twice”, he asked readers to send him copies of the Reading Football Observer weekly and wished Maidenhead luck “both in the league and the Berks & Bucks Cup”.

Later that month the tragic news reached the town that Olley Reed “the well known and popular Maidenhead footballer” was on board the HMS Good Hope which was sunk off the coast of Chile in the battle of the Coronel, the Navy’s first defeat since 1812. The ship was there to protect merchant ships and was attacked by a German squadron led by Admiral von Spee in an attempt to disrupt the British war effort. This defeat was avenged five weeks later at the Battle of the Falkland Islands. Reed had played for the Town Club in the three seasons prior to the war.

Reed’s death coincided with a thunderous editorial from Looker On entitled: “A National Disgrace. Stop Football!”. As the Football League continued its programme he railed that:

“Intelligent people are sick of hearing the thin excuses for continuance…

Still more remarkable is it that thousands of young men who ought to be in khaki should be found gazing at what in these times is the most unpopular and abused of the British games…

Maidenhead clubs patriotically abandoned all their matches and competitions at the commencement of the season, and many of their active members - quite fifty - enlisted for home and foreign service, and a vast number of the usual ‘spectators’ did likewise…

We honour him [Reed] and scorn the stay at home football skulker”

Looker On returned to this topic two weeks later writing: “To their everlasting disgrace that the FA decided to continue and complete their competitions. This is the greatest scandal of the 20th century and football will suffer for all time because… the governing authorities put £/S/D before patriotism”.

The 1914/15 season continued to its completion the following Spring, Everton winning the league, and Sheffield United beating Chelsea to win the ‘Khaki’ FA Cup final.

Christmas brought the news from the Western front that “after four hard games (in which extra time had to be played in two of the matches), the No. 2 troop of “A” Squadron, Berks Yeomanry have secured the Regimental Football Cup. Corporal H.G. Jefferies, the Maidenhead Norfolkians’ custodian, kept goal for the winners.”


3. The Show Goes On

Following the turn of the year, growing numbers of northern troops were stationed in Maidenhead including “many first class footballers”. This led to the first wartime Maidenhead Football Championship. 

On 30th January 15th Durham Light Infantry beat 10th Yorkshire Light Infantry at York Road. Stiv Gibbons provided boots and “knickers” from Maidenhead FC, whilst the Yorkshires played in Norfolkian kit. Alfred Leaver was the referee. The match was described as “a really excellent exhibition of the great national pastime”. It was watched by Brigadier-General Fitzgerald and many other senior officers. “Much good natured banter was exchanged”.

“‘What do you think of yon winger?’ asked a proud Yorkshireman as a player ended up a brilliant run with a well placed centre”

“‘He might be a good player on the piano, but he’s no footballer’ was the humorous retort of a Durham lad, amidst much laughter”.

The “large” crowd led to introduction of admission charges for the next match on 6th February, with the Durhams taking on 9th Yorkshire Light Infantry. Soldiers had to pay tuppence with the fee rising to threepence for civilians. This was to be a benefit match with proceeds going to Gertrude Reed, the widow of Olley. Pride was restored for Yorkshire as they overturned an early two goal deficit, to win by the odd goal in nine, helped by a practice match at Kidwells Park the previous week. Four of the Yorkshire goals were scored by Private “Fatty” Holmes. The collection for Gertrude Reed amounted to £20 (equivalent to £2,191 today).

The following week the triangular series was completed when 9th Yorkshire beat 10th Yorkshire 2-1 to win the championship. The man of the match was Jobburns, playing in goal for 9th who were missing the “deadly shooting” of Holmes.

The success of the competition led Nancy Astor to present a cup to be played for by the three battalions stationed in Maidenhead. Astor, who lived at Cliveden with her husband Waldorf, a Conservative MP, would go on to become the first woman to take a seat in the House of Commons. Both born in the USA, Waldorf had purchased the Observer newspaper in 1911. 

Other local football took place at Philberd’s School in Holyport, on the Ascot Road. The school had been turned into a prisoner of war camp for 150 German officers and their servants, including some who had been captured in the Battle of the Falklands. They celebrated the Kaiser's birthday on January 28th with a football match. 

The Astor Cup semi-final took place on February 20th at York Road. In front of a 2,500 crowd, Durham beat 10th Yorkshire to two early goals without reply. Thus once again the Durhams would take on 9th Yorkshire in the final. The latter were known as the Koylis (Kings Own Yorkshire Light Infantry).

The final was played on March 6th at York Road with Nancy Astor in attendance to present her “dainty silver cups” to every member of the winning team. It was watched by a “record crowd” standing three to four deep, and included 40 “wounded warriors” from the Canadian Red Cross Hospital which had been built in the Cliveden grounds. The Koylis won by the game’s only goal, a wind assisted 30 yard shot from Holmes.

Maidonian success was reported from Hampshire where 8 men from the town had played for Horsebridge in their 2-0 win over Mottisfont at Kings Somborne FC in “a fine display of scientific football”. Both teams were drawn from the Berkshire National Reserves who were guarding the railway line at Stockbridge. 



4. Maidenhead “United” in action

A week later the victorious 9th KOYLIs challenged the 13th Rifles, who were stationed at Wycombe as part of the 64th Light Infantry brigade, to a match at York Road. In front of a “good crowd”, the Yorkshireman, now referred to as the “Maidenhead battalion”, maintained their winning record with a 2-0 win, despite the “ineffectiveness” of striker Piggy Holmes, who was “decidedly off colour”. 

Another “Maidenhead Medal Competition” was announced, to be completed by Easter Monday. This time Maidenhead entered a joint Town club/Norfolkians team which would include the “famous wooden legged goalkeeper” Gyngell. The military teams were weakened by also competing in the Mayor of Wycombe’s cup which boasted 13 entries.

The first semi-final saw the 9th KOYLIs beat a Durham 2nd choice XI 4-0 on 20th March. The other semi-final took place on the next Saturday with Maidenhead taking on 10th Yorkshire. The Maidenhead selection included 6 players from the 1913/14 town club squad and Norfokians captain Vic Blay. The match ended in a 2-2 draw with the tie replayed six days later. This ended goalless but with “two thirds of the [Maidenhead] team” scarcely able to “raise a leg to attack or defend”, the second replay 24 hours later saw the 10th Yorkshires prevail 6-0 at the third time of asking. 

Despite only having one rest day before the final the 10th Yorkshire finally ended the 9th’s winning run on Easter Monday. A good crowd included Nancy Astor who “watched the game with keen interest. Her partiality for the 9th was apparent”. A cup tie atmosphere was provided by the presence of the Maidenhead Town Band as the 10th won 3-2 to receive Astor’s “daintily designed gold medals”.

Both Durhams and Yorkshire moved on to the western front over the summer, and following a request, the Durhams were sent some footballs from the town in the autumn so they could play games when given respite from the fighting.

As the first wartime season closed the FA announced that competitive football would not resume in August so it was left to the German prisoners to raise local ire. The chaplain of the Jesus Hospital in Bray was moved to protest at the sight of the German prisoners playing football on a Sunday. Coming from Touchen End “he was simply scandalised to see the German prisoners in their whites playing football, shouting, laughing… in utter disregard of the day”.


The 1916 Medal Competition

The next medal competition was organised by Stiv Gibbons to be played in the Spring of 1916 between Maidenhead, Canadian troops and eight Army teams of Engineers from East Anglia, Kent and the Home Counties stationed in the area. This was again to be played on a knockout basis and drawn as follows:


Preliminary Round

3/1 East Anglian R.E. v 3/2 Kent Field Co. R.E.

4/1 East Anglian R.E. v 3/1 Kent Field Co. R.E.


First Round

3/2 East Anglian R.E. v 3/1 Home Counties Signals R.E.

Canadians v 2/3 East Anglian R.E.

3/1 East Anglian R.E. or 3/2 Kent Field Co. R.E. v 3/3 Kent Field Co. R.E.

4/1 East Anglian R.E. or 3/1 Kent Field Co. R.E. v Maidenhead


The tournament slowly progressed through February to set up the semi-finals in March:

Maidenhead v 3/1 Home Counties Signals R.E.

Canadians v 3/1 East Anglian R.E.


Maidenhead had comfortably won their 1st round tie, beating 4/1 East Anglian R.E. 7-1. It had been “an exceedingly difficult matter to find eleven civilian footballers in the town. The team presented an unusual appearance on turning out, George Gyngell, the well known wooden legged goalkeeper was in goal, and at right half ‘Tiddler’ Gemmel appeared. Here was a sporting spirit if you like. This player has only received his discharge from the Canadian army, as on the 13th August, 1915, whilst putting up barbed wire in France, he lost his right eye and was badly damaged in other parts of his body through the bursting of a high explosive shell. Although the sight of his other eye is also affected, ‘Tiddler’ could not resist the chance of a game and right well he played too.”

Gyngell and Gemmel (who had played regularly for the Town club in the 9 seasons preceding the war) played their part in the victory along with ‘Pullet’ Wooster who opened the scoring, and “star turn”, Dick Fountain, both of whom were Town Club veterans.

The semi-final at York Road on 18th March saw the “largest crowd of the season” amongst which was Town Club President William Nicholson. Aged 95, it was fitting that he was able to attend a final match at York Road before his death a little over two weeks later.

The Home Counties Signals brought good support from their base in Cookham, “many were the instruments of torture that they bought with them”. They cheered their team on to a 5-2 win, in match most noted for a series of decisions by the referee described as “puzzlers”

News of Maidonian success was soon to arrive from the 4th Royal Berks Platoon Knockout Competition. The 12th Platoon from Maidenhead beat a platoon from the  Reading company 3-0. In a previous round the 12th Platoon beat the other Maidenhead platoon (11th). The games were played within two miles of the firing line. 

In the other half of the draw the Canadians had been taken to a replay by the 2/3 East Anglians but had won 3-1 despite their opponents having a “a good deal of musical and vocal support, one partizan on the stand side shouting encouragement through a large megaphone”. The semi final was delayed for two weeks as the Canadians had to quarantine following an outbreak of measles. When the match was eventually played they were still missing three first choice players and went on to lose 2-0 to the 3/1 East Anglians.

The Home Counties Signals were the favourites for the final, boasting Vallance Jupp in their line up, a notable Sussex cricketer who would go on to be capped eight times by England in the 1920s. He then achieved notoriety with a conviction for manslaughter. Their opponents the 3/1 East Anglians were weakened by the late drop out of their wingers.

A “large crowd” gathered at York Road on April 15th, “some hundreds coming over from Cookham”.

“A large group” of Home Counties supporters “congregated on the railway bank and at times set up a most unearthly noise with a conglomeration of musical instruments. Two khaki clad comrades entered the ground on a coster’s barrow drawn by a donkey.” 

The East Anglians went into half time 1-0 up and with the slope in their favour in the second half were expected to win. However the Home Counties soon equalised when Pioneer Debenham “dribbled through the defence single handed and finished with a magnificent shot” which was greeted with a chorus of “We are the men from Sussex”. The match, refereed by Harry Maisey, ended 1-1.

The replay was scheduled six days later on Good Friday. The Home Counties band returned to the railway bank, with “many of the fair sex”. The East Anglians were again missing two of their first choice players. Despite the Home Counties going into the break 2-0 up their goal led “a charmed life”. This took “all the heart out” of the East Anglians and there was no further score when Referee Maisey blew the final whistle. 

Stiv Gibbons then presented gold medals to the winning team and “on the call of the respective captains, cheers and counter-cheers” were given.


5. In Foreign Fields

Once again the German prisoners were in focus when a letter to the Advertiser was received complaining that the prison guards had lost their football pitch when the camp was extended. 

As spring headed towards summer there was some tragic news of Maidonian footballers on active service all over the world. Lance Corporal Austin Walton was killed by a sniper in Dublin whilst serving with the 10th Hussars who were in Ireland to quell the Easter Rising. Walton was one of four brothers who had played for the Town Club pre war.

Private Harry Littleton died of ptomaine (food) poisoning whilst serving with the South African infantry in the German East African campaign. He had played for both Maidenhead clubs at the turn of the century, but after serving in the Boer War, relocated to Johannesburg. He is buried in Dar Es Salaam.

By the autumn, the number of troops in the area had grown to the extent that a military league and cup competition was organised. Eleven teams entered from the Home Counties, Kent East Anglians and Canadian regiments, with some games played in Marlow. 

Serving with the Canadians were the Pearce brothers from Taplow. The youngest, Victor, was severely wounded in the thigh at the Battle of the Somme and was sent to a hospital in Epsom. The eldest, Tom, took part in the same attack. Tom “had his equipment torn off him”, had “many hairbreadth escapes and says he is bringing home his fork and spoon, riddled by a bullet, as souvenir”. He was miraculously unhurt. Tom had played for the Town Club pre war, whilst Victor was a “prolific goalscorer for the local Boy’s club”. The latter would go on to recover from his war wound and play for United, post war.

In December Acting Sergeant Major Frederick ‘Jumbo’ Moore was killed by a “bursting shell” outside his company headquarters in Northern France. He had been one of the Norfolkians leading players pre war, a forward with an impressive goal scoring record. His death was  lamented in a letter from Salonika, written by E. Gray, a pre-war Town club regular. He also said how much he missed playing football “on the York Road enclosure”.

As the Armistice approached in 1918, Sapper Holmes was killed in a train accident in France. Having been a member of the local St. John’s Ambulance, he was often on duty at local football matches before joining the Medical Corps in 1914. Then at the end of October, Norfolkians Secretary, Ernest Smith, was killed in action in France. 

Charity matches played by female munition workers were the major feature of the final year of the war. In February 1918 Kidwells Park hosted a “Munitionettes” team wearing gold and chocolate shirts, with khaki shorts. They played a team of soldiers who had their hands tied to their sides. The Ladies team were midway through their first season and drew this first game against male opposition, 5-5. 

Later in the year they played an Armistice match at York Road, lost to a team of old soldiers, known as “Comrades”, 6-5. 


United in Peace

Organised local football resumed in the Spring of 1919. With both the Town Club, and the Norfolkians losing seven playing members to the war it was decided to amalgamate the clubs in 1919. Norfolkian Alfred Leaver became the new club’s Chairman, whilst Owen Stuchbery continued his York Road role as Secretary. Stiv Gibbons was appointed Treasurer.  Norfolkian Harry Maisey also played a leading role in the running of the new club. The merged club was to be known as Maidenhead and wear a black and white strip to respect the colours of both pre war clubs. 

A series of friendly matches were then played at Kidwells Park in April and May against RAF Uxbridge, the Coldstream Guards and a Forces XI.

Joining forces proved to be the right decision as the club won the first post war Great Western Suburban League and reached the County Cup final, losing 3-2 to Slough at Wycombe in front of 8,267. 

At the start of the 1919/20 season there were 3 old Norfolkians and 1 from the town club in the line up. All the competitive matches were played at Kidwells Park with York Road used for Reserves team matches and friendlies. It was initially hoped that the council would build a new ground on the Cordwallis Estate.

Nevertheless there was some hostility to the merger displayed at the 1920 AGM and so the club was renamed Maidenhead United.

In November 1920 York Road was bought from Lord Desborough, thanks in no small part to the generosity of Ernest Dunkels. He also helped finance the 500 seat stand opened in September 1922. Dunkels, a great patron of local sport, was of Anglo-German heritage.


Bibliography:

Maidenhead Advertiser 1914-1919

Shaw, M, Football in Maidenhead during the 1st World War, 2011

Smith, M., One For Sorrow Two For Joy, 2011